I’ve got my head down in what I hope are final edits and it’s possible I might not be posting over here at all lately if it weren’t for that Random Blog Topic Generator Known As Chuck Wendig. If you’re feeling appreciative of these short bursts of creative nonsense, go read his blog. Better still, go buy his new book, Irregular Creatures. I’ve haven’t read it yet but it’s loaded onto my kindle and I have a feeling it’s one of the weirdest and most intriguing compilations of short fiction ever known to man or beast. Just a hunch.
This week’s flash fiction challenge was to write a 500-word story with the title, but not necessarily the topic, being the name of a cocktail:
“Most of us claimed we never saw it coming, but then most of us were bald-faced liars. We were young and so very full of ourselves, that summer. The summer old Ms. Farley finally went to meet her maker and a new family moved to town, settling into her narrow two-story house as if there were no such things as ghosts. But it wasn’t ghosts killed that boy. It was us.”
The woman paused and focused her rheumy eyes on the eager young man taking notes. “You bring it?”
He nodded and reached down into his backpack. “Wait,” she said, casting a furtive look around the industrial fluorescent-lit common area. “These people are determined we’ll die bored and healthy. Okay, give.”
He did and she tucked the giant-size bag of M&Ms under the blanket covering her lap. She settled into contemplative silence and he prompted her, “Thomas Collins?”
“Tom Collins. Who the hell names their boy after a sweet fruity cocktail? Might as well have called him Mimosa. Tom was different in a way that fit his namesake. Sweet and fruity. We’d never seen the like, so of course we mocked it. Oh, we were cruel, make no mistake.”
“He was gay?”
“I don’t imagine even Tom knew the answer to that, but he might as well have been, far as we were concerned. We judged and convicted him of being ‘different’ and punished him with all the heady righteous certainty of youth. Drunk on our own power, we were, like a beautiful young girl seducing her first married man.”
“You were young–”
“No. Don’t excuse it. You want to tell this story, you tell the truth. We were vicious predators, defending our insecurities. Tom was an easy target, with his awkward manner and coke bottle glasses. We looked at his hesitant limping gait and uncombed hair and two ratty changes of clothing and saw everything we feared. We saw our own potential for vulnerability and we destroyed it. Destroyed him.”
“Police report called it suicide.”
“Report,” she scoffed. “Does the report say how his parents barely spoke English? That they couldn’t afford new clothes or shoes that fit? Does it say anything at all about struggle and sacrifice and suffering? Or does it just list facts?”
The reporter glanced away and back, had no answer.
“Yes, Tom hung himself. But first he took off his shoes. Those are the facts I live with.”
With that, the old woman set her mouth in a hard thin line and turned to look out the window. The interview was at an end.
“Thank you, ma’am,” he said as he packed up his notes. “Enjoy your chocolate.”
“Chocolate.” Her tone was impatient, dismissive. “Can’t stand the damned stuff.”
He watched as she maneuvered her wheelchair from the room. If he hadn’t been paying attention, he’d have missed the hand-off to the man with uncombed hair slapping down trembling cards in a disordered game of solitaire at the far table.
Tom Collins Recipe, the posting of which garners mysterious specious bonus points (valid at some future date for merchandise not yet invented)
1 oz lemon juice
1 tsp superfine sugar
3 oz club soda
1 maraschino cherry
1 slice orange
Note: I don’t like sweet drinks, but even if I did, that episode back in high school involving too much gin and lemonade on an empty stomach in a very short period of time pretty much guar-an-damn-tees I’ll never drink gin again. Ever.
9 responses to “Drinking games and other stiff shots”
Hey, neat little story
Again, thank you for sharing your gift. Just wish half of the books that are being published were as well voiced.
Thanks, everyone. Can’t tell you how much I appreciate you taking the time to read. And comment!
Jen, thanks for the compliment about it being “well voiced.” Sometimes you write something really fast and it turns out well and other times, like this one, you’re left feeling that you just totally missed the mark. So glad you liked it.
Great little story. Lots of mood and style in those 500 words. Excellent pacing too.
Flashes of brilliance is what they are. I really, really enjoy your voice. But these things are too danged short. Stop whetting our appetites and feed us, already.
Hey Seth, thanks for stopping by and for leaving kind words in your wake. I haven’t caught up with all the entries yet, but hope to get to them over the weekend, including yours.
McB, what can I say? Thank you. If I made these pieces longer, you’d just be waiting that much longer for the book. Besides, it’s against the rules! And you know how I always follow the rules. 8)
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Great story and intriguing ending. Strong voice. I went with “Tom Collins” too, kind of. 🙂