I’m thinking I might write a quarterly newsletter. At first, I strongly suspect there won’t be much actual news. But if I ever DO have news — like maybe I’ve signed with an agent or sold a book or am being forced out into the real world to do a book signing (or to clean toilets) — I’d put that news in a newsletter before I announced it on my blog. So anyone who signed up would have ample notice, way ahead of everyone else, that they needed to cancel their weekend plans in order to peel grapes for me. Yes, I am considerate that way.
In the meantime, I’ll try to make up for the deficiency of news by providing highly entertaining bits of short fiction for your reading pleasure. Or maybe just send you pictures of The Wonder Dog.
What I will NEVER do is give your email address to anyone else. Not that anyone else would want it, but still.
If you’d like to sign up, please fill out the form below and send it to me. It would be oh-so-helpful if you’d mention “newsletter” at least once in the text, so I don’t mistake your message for incoherent pointless rambling. After all, that’s my job.
